sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"It’s every month?"
"I thought it just lasted a couple years"
"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
"If you use a tampon, doesn’t that mean you’re not a virgin anymore?"
girls too, man, i’ve heard girls say some of this shit too. some of the many reasons we need to teach comprehensive sex education.
Men’s version of the faux leather detail long sleeved top. These will be in the shop at the end of September/beginning of October, and will be available with Doom hoods or cowl necks.
Made of medium weight cotton/Lycra with smooth knit exterior, and brushed fleece interior to keep you nice and cozy 🔥⛄️🔥
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Sizes run from XXS to XXL in both men’s and women’s. Please refer to store listings for full sizing and price details.
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Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down