lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
I’m the best at this game.
When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.
I laughed too hard
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
Nintendo Soap cartridges
I WAS PANICKING THE WHOLE TIME BEFORE I REALIZED IT WAS SOAP WHAT
I WANT TO RUB MEGA MAN ALL OVER MY NAKED BODY I’M GOING TO CRY
I kept reading people say, ‘It was soap!” and I’m just confused. I was thinking, “Yes, those are suds. That is not semen. Yes.” I only now realize that the actual games are soap. That’s confusing.
Pleaseeeee nooooo. Already went through this. Please not again. Im not sure I can handle this again.
How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he can’t knot.
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