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if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself
Anonymous asked: I hope God blesses you with wisdom you seem to be lacking.
DANG SON AT LEAST WHEN U THROW SHADE COME OFF ANON
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you.
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
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